Why I hate my boobs

I have big breasts.
But that's really stating the obvious.
Yes, they're real. No, you can't touch them. But ask me again once I'm drunk and I know you a little better. It's none of your business how they factor into my sex life. No, you can't see them, perfect stranger. My eyes are up here.
I don't know what I hate more - the constant attention from dudes, or the jealousy from the ladies.
Guys, I can deal with. They're singular-minded for the most part and who doesn't like a little male attention? Guys don't comment on my boobs (unless fuelled by alcohol). I realize if I wear something cleavage-barring in front of drunk men, I will get looks and comments.
It's the girls I can't stand.
When I was in Grade 7 this group of "mean girls" started a rumour that I had implants. (And I remember thinking, 'I'm 12! What reasonable doctor, in their right mind, would allow a 12-year-old to get a breast augmentation!')

My introduction to manscaping

I was first introduced to manscaping several years ago. I came home after a late night at work and hopped into bed with my boyfriend. One thing led to another, and soon enough he was down to his boxer shorts.
And all of a sudden he was hairless.
After a year of dating a moderately hairy, blue-collar gent, it was quite a shock to come home to someone without any body-hair - chest, pubes, even legs and armpits.

Confessions of a Toronto sex worker

By Vanessa Brown

* Names have been changed to protect privacy

Meet Ruby Jeffrey. She's in her early 40s; she supports two teenage daughters, one of whom is in university; she'd talk to you for hours if you let her, with a comforting voice that would remind you of your mother's; she holds a Bachelor of Arts degree in psychology. Ruby is a Toronto sex worker.

Sexy Pole - Sexual Anxiety

I wondered how many men are affected by sexual anxiety. Do they spend the same amount of time or any time thinking about their sexual performance? I always wonder if I am a good lover, if my partner is satisfied and if I should be doing more.

Right now I'm so busy I don't feel like I have time for sex, so I know I need to do more, but I don't have time, but am I still a good girlfriend?

So I'd like to know other people's opinions, take my pole!
Victoria Gray

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40, divorced....dating?

I am in a world of trouble with this article. I know, I know objective journalism. Just do your research and write it down. I always find it so hard to do that. I usually write about what I know or have experienced in some way. Some facet of my being can connect to the story or at least empathize with it.
I'm in denial. I will never be 40, let alone over 40. Are there numbers past 40? No, not that I know of.
It is a sign of my immaturity, a sign that I have not left behind the invincible attitude.
My parents are still married, I will be married, it will not end in divorce and therefore I will never have to date after 40.
What if? Things happen, people change, people cheat, lie, steal.....die.